1. unleashthedragonfleet:


    Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

    (via g-iggle)

  2. nerdjpg:

    "beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

    (via lost-in-littlerock)

  3. wifipasswords:

    this is heartbreaking

    (Source: unclefather, via eatingpeachesandpears)

  4. veruca-assault:


    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via eatingpeachesandpears)

  5. lsdzeppelin:

    i was taking pictures of the new puppy


    when i look out the window to see the older dog just


    (via timegiraffes)




    Disneyland’s ducks make me so happy is embarrassing.

    (Source: iraffiruse, via spookyrichhouse)

  6. infiltration:

    sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

    (via spookyrichhouse)

  7. harryhickey:


    garlic bread is fucking gross

    report this blog

    (via spookyrichhouse)

  8. hanksypanky:


    that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

    #be an asshole from the get-go #it’s how you weed out the weak ones

    (Source: previouslygillany, via gastonsbitches)

  9. Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.



    Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

    (Source: bellamybake, via spookyrichhouse)

  10. claredycat:

    I can’t even handle this right now I’m so happy 

    (via spookyrichhouse)

  11. deluxetoaster:



    where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

    From inside ourselves.

    fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

  12. startingwithayang:

    The year is 2214

    A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

    "I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

    Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

    They did it

    They were remembered for centuries

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

  13. doctormemelordmd:



    Now You Know (Source)

    Crows are scary

    • use tools
    • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
    • Have huge brains for birds
    • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
    • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
    • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
    • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
    • they can remember faces
    • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
    • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

    Yeah but have you seen this 


    (via gastonsbitches)