1. (via g-iggle)

    romanovah:

    Nat + text posts

    (via theangelofthetardis)

  2. kristakittyfish:

    he sees you when you’re sleeping

    (via orgyofcannibalpuns)

  3. fartgallery:

    bewbin:

    fartgallery:

    Poop™

    I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker

    ill bring the basketball

    Basketball™

    Like hell u are

    (via g-iggle)

  4. spreaditlikeavirus:

    afgaganistan:

    flipping your pillow over to the cold side

    image

    Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

    image

    (via g-iggle)

  5. werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

    aminaabramovic:

    I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

    like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

    you can literally have it all sis

    the world is yours

    This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

    (via lost-in-littlerock)

  6. yeahmicah:

    ohstopityou

    (Source: observando, via g-iggle)

    shutupvevo:

    on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

  7. bewbin:

    "the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
    "dont patronize me Greg"

    (Source: awwww-cute, via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

  8. stability:

    theperksofbeingbeyonce:

    stability:

    Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

    Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

    i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

  9. hellobabysimmons:

    kylesimmonsisababe:

    kylesimmonsisababe:

    my mom made me go to the party store today and pick out party stuff but the problem is i don’t want a birthday party but i did get a unicorn pinata and i named him justin

    i just realized i have to kill justin

    image

    justin no

    the thrilling saga

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

    yoursminesours:

    WHAT HAVE I DONE

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

  10. adirred:

    rebekyboo:

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    seblaine:

    australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

    omg

    image

    This rivalry’s heating up.

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)