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  1. huffsomepluff:


    The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

    Why are more people not talking about this? We’re getting solar roadways, 3D printed human organs, and now artificially created oxygen producing material, and that’s just the start. We’re really starting to see the vast expansion of technology at a rate unheard of since the industrial revolution, right before our eyes.

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    2011 Tony Awards / x 

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  2. cyanblur:

    i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

    (via orgyofcannibalpuns)

  3. deluminator:

    my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

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  4. rococoh:

    i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

    (Source: somedaybythestrokes, via orgyofcannibalpuns)

  5. captainlitebrite:

    is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

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  6. thegestianpoet:


    how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

    the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

    (via orgyofcannibalpuns)

  7. frosted:


    people who are rude to their parents
    people who are rude to other people’s parents


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    Dogs are very smart

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  8. officialunitedstates:

    "What does the chef recommend?"

    "Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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  9. buckbrns:

    i was doing this super serious bucky barnes / winter soldier edit that was suppose to be merged pictures with like a ripped line in the middle and have like a who the hell is bucky?

    and i accidentally gave the winter soldier a bob


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    We love these Banned Books Week literary mug shots created by Kate Boryeskne, especially the one she made of Alaska Young from Looking for Alaska. We got these from her website. It’s so great when literature inspires other great art—yet another reason why the freedom to read is so important! 

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