1. betaorionid:

    i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

    (via spookyrichhouse)

  2. theemptyholmes:

    theemptyholmes:

    theemptyholmes:

    If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

    She knows

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    She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

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    Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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  3. womptacular:

    daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

    (via spookyrichhouse)

  4. black-frostbite:

    shubbabang:

    I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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    And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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    gets in that space

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    and you just

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    Holy fuck finally someone who understands

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    • gurlfriend:   happy fathers day
    • bf:   but im not a dad
    • gf:   :)

    leupagus:

    sashayed:

    silvermoon424:

    poppypicklesticks:

    billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

    cosmicallycosmopolitan:

    billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

    james-winston:

    The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

    I’m so glad they aren’t around

    omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

    Praise natural selection

    I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

    The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

    I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

    Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

    And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

    Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

    GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL GO ON VACATION AND DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT ON PURPOSE, LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

    FUCKING WORD

    (via spookyrichhouse)

  5. snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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    fuckyeahjosswhedon:

    THIS Happened.

    And the world is now a little better. 

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  7. realitytvgifs:

    I love this new update

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  8. "I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

    Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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  9. taysayer:

    an actual dream come true

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