1. daywalkerindisguise:

    RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

    (Source: beingweirdinanormalworld, via drumcorpsdrawings)


  2. do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do:

    umiko-hitara:

    senorpacman:

    Introducing: Zoey

    image

    This was physically painful to listen to.

    (╯◕_◕)╯*: The Fuck・゚✧

    (via timegiraffes)

    (Source: ordinarypops, via ap-afrnas)

  3. keogdh:

    im laughin so hard ill never grow up

    (Source: fortscrotum, via lovers-liars-fighters)

    imminentlyginger:

    you fucked up

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

    (Source: becca-morley, via captocie)

  4. I was in Wegman’s with my mom and we had an issue with our transaction so we had to get cashed out by the manager who happened to look EXACTLY like Misha Collins. So, I’m standing there holding a bag of apples just kind of starring when my mom whispers, “Mishaaaaaaa….” like a demon or something. Then the manager is like, “What was that? I’m sorry. Can you repeat that?” And my mom just looks him dead in the eyes and says, “I’m sorry. You just look exactly like Misha Collins and I don’t know whether to be terrified or concerned.” And basically that’s why we got asked to leave Wegman’s for sexual harassment.

  5. unsexual:

    at some point in your life you have to make an important decision

    (via themanylivesofashadow)

  6. urlcum:

    livelawless:

    lnvocation:

    My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

    Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

    You smooth motherfucker

    (via themanylivesofashadow)

    ottermatopoeia:

    that’s his bed now

    (Source: sirearnestporkchop, via themanylivesofashadow)

  7. redgrieve:

    bbbambi:

    Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

    genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

    (via ap-afrnas)

  8. beyoncebeytwice:

    shavingryansprivates:

    methlabrador:

    everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

    drinking

    oh

    (Source: mattressblowoutsale, via jesus-motherfucking-christ)

  9. 2hunna:

    mydogsnokes:

    if you write in cursive i hate you

    ℒℴℓ

    (via ap-afrnas)

  10. crapaccino:

    when i wake up 5 minutes before class starts

    image

    (Source: crapaccino, via jesus-motherfucking-christ)