one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
- Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We’re screwed.
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
I’ve decided to name my boobs Lucifer and Michael so that when I get home and take off my bra I can say I’m freeing Michael and Lucifer from the Cage.
aaaand adam is still forgotten
(Source: thelittlearchangelthatcould)
Adorable Dog play with NYPD Police Horse
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
i present to you
nicolas minaj
Tears are actually streaming my face right now.
A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
pretty much.
omg I love tumblr’s and anon’s relationship. he’s just kind of his babysitter even if anon thinks he’s tumblr’s protector
(Source: askthosesillystickmen)
(Source: signedholmes)
read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
(Source: hateruess)
The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired ten years ago today on May 20th, 2003
Just a few features of my anxiety
- Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
- Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
- Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
- Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
