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katandthemouse:

tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”

katandthemouse:

tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"

Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.

You know why she’s not even touching it?

I said “no.”

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the-pondorica:

foxinurbrain:



the gif isn’t loading but I bet it’s a picture of Jared Padalecki

the-pondorica:

foxinurbrain:

the gif isn’t loading but I bet it’s a picture of Jared Padalecki

A message to Peter Parker, from the future.

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#Tom pull yourself together Tom #good choice

tiltheendofthe-line:

I feel like Tony is going to reprogram Bucky’s arm at some point 

"Stop hitting yourself."

muchymozzarella:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY

And if you’re a supervillain you get to take credit for all the grand schemes you commit and no one can ever frame you because they always know it’s you

muchymozzarella:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

And if you’re a supervillain you get to take credit for all the grand schemes you commit and no one can ever frame you because they always know it’s you

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]

whatthefauna:

I can only assume that what photographer Porsupah Ree captured here are binkying bunnies. A binky is a playful and happy expression made by a rabbit in which it jumps in the air and twists its body around in a convulsive fashion.

king-of-the-north:

nataliatenas:

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frosthoody:

reginxmemoriae:

{ manny is the last of the Lunanoffs. Tooth is the last Sister of Flight. Aster is the last Pooka. Ombric is the last Atlantean.

I think the Guardians is just a club of lonely people assembled by the loneliest with the mission to make sure no child is ever lonely again. }

Then there’s Sandy is the last of the Star Pilots, North has his men but they’ll never be who they were again, and Jack knows loneliness for three hundred years.

This post is amazing.


Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2013

Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2013

  #cursedwithexpensivetaste